I am a Computer Geek

Recently I was talking to one of the soldiers I work w/ and the convo went down like this:

C:  Your a hacker.

Me: I’m not a hacker, I’m a computer geek.

C:  I’m a computer geek, your a hacker.

Me:  I’m not a hacker, I’m a computer geek.

C:  Your a hacker.

Me:  I’m not a hacker.  I’m a computer geek who other computer geeks come to for help.

C:  There are only two types of computer geeks that other computer geeks goto for help:  Hackers and store clerks (i.e. Geek Squad).